Well, seeing how well it worked to give myself a deadline to find a new job, I tried it on my love-life. The deadline is May 1st... and it doesn't look good.
I mean, miracles never cease, but I'm being realistic here. It's tomorrow. So today I'm going to church and then I think I'll grab some sushi or something... and then I'll most likely go home.
Where are all the guys hanging out? I don't know! Somebody told me to hang out at a golf course. But that's the only place people can think of for me to go a-guy huntin'. Well, I've heard "bowling alley" and "library" too, but... How pitiful is this?!? I suppose I should have looked in the yellow pages for good ideas.
Maybe a gym? Of course, I'll need a membership to hang out there more than once. And honestly, I was hit on once at the gym and I was very annoyed. Not only was the guy a creep, but I was trying to work out!!!
My mom tried to set me up with a guy at church ("He's really rich!!"), but I could see right away that he and I wouldn't match. He was probably around my age (give or take 5 years), but looked much older. Not older like wrinkles and stuff, but older as in no fun, no silliness, no adventure.
I could go hang out at a coffee shop, but I'd probably get all loaded on caffine and then meeting some guy could be disasterous! I wouldn't be able to shut up and I'd be all gittery! Of course the people that worked there might call the cops on me for loitering. Hm. I suppose I could meet a guy in uniform that way...
Well, we'll see what happens today and tomorrow. Maybe I'll get inspired to go somewhere and I'll get a date!!! Maybe at the grocery store! Maybe a park! Maybe a Harley Davidson shop!... Oh, well, maybe not there...
5 comments:
Love usually finds you when you're not looking for it....
Hey Hottie, I'll be your date anytime!! As far as May 1st? I just got back in the state this evening, there is still time!! Come on over!!
Jeff
Brianna, that may be true... but when is a single person not looking? It's a catch 22!
Jeff, you're too sweet! I hope you had a lot of diving fun!
It's May 2nd. How did it go? I am guessing not great. but HEY! Did you stop looking on the 2nd and it found you?!
Yeah. No date. Nothing found. I did end up going over to Jeff's and we had grilled cheese sandwiches and brownies for dinner and watched "Derailed". That was pretty cool. I froze on the way home though! Learned a new Jeep trick: Turn on defroster and keep one hand on wheel, the other getting warm in defroster heat.
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