Tuesday, August 30, 2005

I got hit on!!! Stop the press!!!!

Yup, it's true, I got hit on. I was told, (and I quote!), "You're a hottie!". Oh yes, I was picked up. I was also told that I look normal and everything, but once you get to know me, it's obvious I'm not... (what the...????!?!?!?). It was from a customer, but they were serious. And if I "weren't moving... well, it's a shame we didn't meet sooner...". Oh yeah, that's right. I was totally hit on. And this was not a bad looking customer! Teeth... a job.... hair... wait a minute... too much hair....
Oh, that's right.... IT WAS A GIRL.
I got hit on by a girl in this rinky-dink town. Do I have a sign on me that says, "Well, you never know... just ask her! She might be bi!"?!?!?!?

*warning*... this is about PMS

I woke up this morning and thought, "Holy crap, I weigh 797 lbs!!!!". So I worked out (Tae Bo.. it's pretty fun), even though I haven't been losing weight. I know muscle weighs more than fat, but it's still very discouraging!!! I'm almost the same weight as when I started a month and a half ago. But I worked out anyway. I had some water. And then I got this sadistic, inhumane urge to weigh myself even though it's not Saturday (the only day I'm allowed to weight myself).
So I did it.
Even as the numbers were tallying up I thought, "Oh, this is a baaaad idea.". And it was. When I saw the numbers I started crying. Then I thought, "What is this?!? Am I close to my period or something? I'm SOOOOOO FAAAATTTTT!!!".
Then I took a shower and got ready for work. Just before leaving, I felt... well, I knew I should go to the bathroom... and sure enough, I had started my period. I was actually relieved! At least I knew where these self-hatred thoughts and bloatiness was coming from! (A week early I might add.)

This is what I look like today:

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*sigh* Stupid PMS!!!

I got into a "confrontation" with the pharmacist today. He was trying to do something that he should know how to do and he asked me how to do it. I told him he's done it before and he told me not to get snotty with him.
He told me not to get snotty with him!!!!!!
So I said, (in a snotty voice), "I'm not getting snotty!... YET." It was ugly. But I swear I restrained myself on several levels!!!

Well, at least I had a good hair day!

Friday, August 26, 2005

XYZ, man!!!!

So I'm at work and I see this guy walking around and he stops at the KY Jelly/Condom/for-his&her-pleasure area. He ends up getting armfuls of stuff. That's fine. Whatever floats your boat. I'm not worried about that at all. But what made it funny was that his ZIPPER WAS TOTALLY DOWN. My supervisor said, "Oh, I think that is the vendor.". She was wrong. I don't know who told him, or if he realized it himself, but he ended up with the zipper up. I was almost laughing uncontrollably! I was so thankful he didn't go through my checkstand!!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Perverted bug

So I'm standing outside at the coffee stand in our parking lot, facing the parking lot, but near the highway. I'm looking at cars and their colors because my sister Rayleen is buying a new car soon and is thinking about colors, etc. I turn around to face the highway and WHOOSH! A freakin' bug flew down my shirt!!!!!! Of course I bent down immediatley and grabbed the neck of my shirt, stretching it down to my toes (or so it seemed) to expel the bug. It was a termite-ish thing and it was down my shirt. Sensing that the highway traffic just got a really interesting shot of what this town is all about, I stood up and tried to "scoop" it out without really touching it much. Finally, with my shirt way out, it started crawling up (miraculous that it didn't get smashed) and I got it out. Some old retiree is telling his wife, "Gee Claudel, ah shore do lahk this playce sumpin' fierce... ah wanna come here ever year!"

Friday, August 12, 2005


I realize it's been a couple of weeks since I've posted - sorry about that. It's been a busy time.

I went to Albany to check out where I'm moving. I've been given the date of October 1st, so I'm hoping that's final. Albany was just fine! I had a different picture in my head, but it was just fine. Speaking of pictures, I took my camera with me and took absolutely no pictures. I just forgot I suppose. I had a lot on my mind, and pics were not in that equation.
While in Albany, I got to see Jeff a couple of times... not for very long (each time he was working), but it was nice to see him. What a cutie! :)
Albany is a little smaller than I thought, and that's actually nice. I thought it was going to be a bit on the big side, but it's not bad. They have at least 2 Taco Bell's, a Wendy's, Jack in the Box, Burger King and more... along with Costco, Ross, a real mall and more. :) Yay!!! Places to shop!!!
I'm praying I can rent a place with a bit of privacy. I saw a couple of places for rent and one of them I fell in love with... although the rent was a little too much. It had oak floors, an upstairs, a long garage and more. The front yard was cute and the back yard had privacy and smelled great. It was in town, but worth it. :)
Other news:
My friend and co-worker is sick. She woke up with one side of her face not responding and drooping - much like a stroke. She tried to come to work, but the manager told her to go to the hospital. With her boyfriend driving (thank God), she lost her vision. She went to a hospital that apparently turned her down because they didn't take her insurance?!? I didn't think that was legal??? So she went to a smaller place who ran tests. She's been having a lot of migraines lately and has been sick a lot. Apparently, she has swelling of the brain and Bell's Palsy (sp?) was mentioned. She went to a specialist (or at least somebody who knows something) in Medford today and I'm waiting to hear more. My prayers and thoughts are with my friend Jody... yours would be appreciated.
God bless you Jody!

Oh, I got my hair cut again because it needed a trim and it was getting out of control... here it is, with a "fish face":

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As for my diet, I've been excercising 5 days a week. I made the mistake of weighing myself in the middle of the week and immediatly regretted it. My official weigh-in will be tomorrow (Saturdays only!!!)... I'll let you know...