Thursday, January 05, 2006

Making cheese at the pharmacy (not cutting)

So I'm working in the pharmacy and the phone rings...

Me: Thanks for calling Blah Blah pharmacy, this is Aimee, how can I help you?

Cell phone guy: Yeah, do you guys still make cheese there?

Me: (pause...) Um, cheese?

Cell phone guy: Yeah, cheese. You guys used to make cheese there. Do you still?

Me: Uh, I don't think so. But hey, let me ask.

I looked at the pharmacist and another technician...

Me: Hey, do we make cheese here? (making an incredulous face)

Pharmacist: Cheese?!? Oh, do you mean...

KEYS???

Me: (laughing almost hysterically) (to the cell phone guy) Did you say KEYS?!?

Cell phone guy: Yeah, keys... what did you think I said, cheese?

Me: YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Cell phone guy: Hahaha! So do you have keys?

Me: Just a minute... (I had to put the phone down for a second because I was laughing so hard)... yes we do.

Cell phone guy: Okay, thanks. Bye.

Me: (Hanging up...) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (continued for a lengthy time)

Yeah baby, what's your need? Vicodin? Valium? Viagra? Cheddar? Colby Jack?

3 comments:

Faythe said...

See, now THAT was funny!! "And this goes up your butt!" = NOT funny.

rayleen said...

LOL!!

Daisy Ditzy Do said...

:0) ha ha ha