First and foremost, I would like to address the erroneous suggestions that I'm am a "fat cat". I have a lot of long, luxurious and beautiful fur, and it makes me look rotund. I will prove my statement with this picture.
Look at that! I can obviously fit into this miniature bed, even so much as ducking my head in! Over the weight standards? PishPosh! And the size of my paws says a lot as well, but we won't get into that.
As to the matter of fluffiness, I bring forth "Picture B":
Now then. I think the subject can be dropped.
I have written.
-B.
13 comments:
My tail is still fluffier than yours! Just wait until my Mommy comes home, I'll make her take a picture and prove it!
Besides, orange cats are the best, anyway!
I agree, orange cats are the best!!
That must be one huge chair to get the porportion you wanted!
I said the subject can be dropped!!
Oh, and just to let you all know, some girls just passed by the window and stopped to admire me! In fact, one of them said (and I quote!) "I just love that cat!"
Oh, the glory!
-B.
Speaking of dropping, you can drop your fluffy tail right into my big, fangy mouth!
Yawn.
I'm shak - hey, is that a box?...
-B.
(Yes, I intentionally lost interest in your silly little meaningless threat. Your teeth are too small to get through my thick and wonderful fur. To quote my mom, "ARRRRRRRG!" Hahahaha!!!! Go play in your sandbox!)
I think she said her mouth is big...not her teeth.
tehee!
Your fluff looks like it's mostly hot air! If I can take down my Daddy (enjoy the pictures of the carnage: http://belniente.blogspot.com/2007/04/attempt-on-toads-life.html), who's about 10 times your size, I can definitely take you out with 3 of my legs tied behind my back! And when I'm all done, I'll sniff your butt!
I'll fart and blow your eylelids back and singe your pretty little wiskers.
Of course, you would never actually get that close...
-B.
If I want to sniff a butt, I'll sniff a butt! I'll hold you down if I have to! I love butts!
Jojo holds me down and sniffs my butt all the time! Make her stop!
Ohhh, my eye... Hey! What's going on in here?!?
Damn kids! Get off of my lawn with your shenanigans! *shakes paw at all the young whippersnapper cats*
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