Tuesday, August 30, 2005

I got hit on!!! Stop the press!!!!

Yup, it's true, I got hit on. I was told, (and I quote!), "You're a hottie!". Oh yes, I was picked up. I was also told that I look normal and everything, but once you get to know me, it's obvious I'm not... (what the...????!?!?!?). It was from a customer, but they were serious. And if I "weren't moving... well, it's a shame we didn't meet sooner...". Oh yeah, that's right. I was totally hit on. And this was not a bad looking customer! Teeth... a job.... hair... wait a minute... too much hair....
Oh, that's right.... IT WAS A GIRL.
I got hit on by a girl in this rinky-dink town. Do I have a sign on me that says, "Well, you never know... just ask her! She might be bi!"?!?!?!?
WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

10 comments:

rayleen said...

I think you have a sign. Isn't this the second time this has happened??

Faythe said...

It's the hair. Aimee, I'm sorry to say this, but on you when you have a short haircut, you look like you might be a lesbian.

BTW, Ryan thought your comment about Doug eating cereal with water in your dream was funny! I'm sure he's going to have Doug read that.

aimee said...

But it's longer now!!! I swear!!! And girly!!!

*sigh*

oh well.

Faythe said...

Apparently Doug actually eats his cereal dry. *shudder*

Faythe said...

You've been tagged!

rayleen said...

I disagree - I don't think it's the hair. I happen to like your messy Meg Ryan hair. Met Ryan's not gay!

I think it's how you're always friendly to everyone. You make eye contact with everyone you talk to and makes them feel important.

You may be leading some people on, but you don't look gay to me. And I'm not saying that just because you're my sister!

Anonymous said...

Yes, you do have a sign on you, right on your chest. It's called BOOBERS. Everyone likes boobers - men, women, kids... everyone.

aimee said...

Heeeeyy.... that sounds like Ryan! Hi Ryan! :)

Anonymous said...

BUSTED!

Daisy Ditzy Do said...

LOL!