XYZ, man!!!!

So I'm at work and I see this guy walking around and he stops at the KY Jelly/Condom/for-his&her-pleasure area. He ends up getting armfuls of stuff. That's fine. Whatever floats your boat. I'm not worried about that at all. But what made it funny was that his ZIPPER WAS TOTALLY DOWN. My supervisor said, "Oh, I think that is the vendor.". She was wrong. I don't know who told him, or if he realized it himself, but he ended up with the zipper up. I was almost laughing uncontrollably! I was so thankful he didn't go through my checkstand!!!