Fall and bad resumes

Although it's fall, there are still a couple of good days left. On a nice day I was able to take a picture of this great moss covered tree.



I just love how it hangs!



You can definitely see a difference in the mornings though. The sun comes up later and goes to bed earlier, and there's a lot more fog.



And then there are the beautiful colors...



As long as I have wood and build a fire in the evening (or morning, depending), I'm nice and toasty!



And now a little something that I would like to call "Why Can't I Get A Job?"
The following statements are actually from resumes people put into a system to look for work. Some people don't care and just put in whatever, and some people just seem to be clueless. Some may be legit, but the are funny! Grammar and spelling is how they wrote it. Enjoy.

Education:
*Springfield High School, Eugene, OR
*North Eugene High SHOOL
*Major in high school: genral
*Major in high school: metal,mechanics,and drafting
*I was on honor roll in high school and apart of the senior class board.
*Associates in Criminal Justice, Minor in Syclogy
*Major in high school: math , science ,sports

Job Title:
*swiss screw machinest
*FARMORKER
*Jar Head
*Purching
*Head Boss
*Vice President Owner
*Vice Presenent, owner

Employer:
*Plubic Works
*US ARMY - UNCLE SAM

Contact Instructions:
*Address and phone # is Moms.
*Call me for fast response is OK
*Please call and Leave message at both numbers.If I am available I will Answer the call.Thanks,Joe
*PLEASE FORWARD DOCUMENTATION TO MAILING ADDRESS
EMAIL TO EMAIL ADDRESS
CONTACT ME AT ANY TIME 24/7

I have many more of these... so many more.