What?

Thinking of my last boyfriend, I really must disagree...

You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Picky

You have no problem attracting guys - and even dating a little It's just around second or third date time where you start to see faults If a guy isn't near perfect, you're not into him. It's good to have standards - but yours rule almost everyone out.

Why Don't You Have a Boyfriend?

But honestly, this made me feel a little better:

Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild

Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss. You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!

How Hot Are Your Kisses?

I'm not sure how this made me feel:

You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One!

You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around.

Do You Need a Man?

And this final one lead me back to question the first one!

You Have Your PhD in Men

You understand men almost better than anyone. You accept that guys are very different, and you read signals well. Work what you know about men, and your relationships will be blissful.

How Well Do You Understand Men?

What is going on here?!?

Buddy here.

Everything was normal tonight. The Feeder was at school late, as she is on certain days. When she got home, she fed us right away which was nice. I should have known something was up. She normally putts around the place before checking our food, even though she's The Feeder. But tonight she fed us and then put something in a bag and said, "Uh, I'll be right back..." And she walked out the door!

Well, I'm not one to take this kind of abandonment behavior without a fight! I ran to the window to see just what she was doing... I could swear she took some of our food! I jumped to the sill and you won't believe what I saw. SHE WAS FEEDING SOME OTHER CAT. She even scratched his head briefly! Well, I don't have to tell you how shocked I was! I'm sure you are feeling just as betrayed as Grace and I!

When she turned around to come inside, she looked at the window and saw me, mouth agape, eyes bugged out and dialated. She got a sheepish smile on her human face and came inside, pleading something about a "hungry kitty" or some crap. Whatever!!! I just don't know what to think about this.





** Human's note: This poor kitty. I haven't even named it. It's usually parked outside my door or nearby, beat up by other cats. I fed it tonight and it acted so hungry. I have thought about taking it with me to the cabin, but I'm not sure if it would survive up there... You know, coyotes and whatnot. I tried to feed it before, when it was really beat up, but he wouldn't let me too near. Tonight though, he was hungry and wanted love too. You should have seen the look on Buddy's face! hehehehe.....