So I have a coffee-date with this guy... no actual day/time set, but I'm supposed to call him. The only thing is, I can't get over his name!!! I won't type his name on my blog of course, but I will say this:
The guy's name rhymes with Fart Balls. Seriously. How am I going to keep a straight face during coffee??? *sigh*
More coffee, Fart Balls? How's your muffin, Fart Balls? That's a great shirt, Fart Balls.
I'll let you know how it goes...
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Ryan found this particularly hilarious. You do realize, of course, that if things go well and we all eventually meet this guy, he will forever be known as "Fart Balls"...
Oh..one more thing. Ryan thinks you ought to hold a contest where we try to guess his actual name. He's guessing Bart Falls. Me, I'm wondering if you're talking about his entire name or just his first name.
Okay, I've left two comments on here but they don't show up until someone goes in to leave a comment. What gives? Aarrrgh!
so that is what you think of me?
Just kidding!
But what if Mr. Fart Balls sees this?
I don't think Mr. Fart Balls will ever see this - I hope he won't!!! And honestly, I'm not sure if it will go farther than a couple of dates. We seem to have good conversation (so far), but I'm not feelin' the chemistry. And I just can't get over the "fart balls" thing. If he were a food, my impression so far is a corndog with grey poupon mustard. Not good Mr. Fart Balls, not good.
LOL Actually, Grey Poupon? Not bad! I think you should explain your food analysis on here. Well, in a new post.
Anonymous, you're funny.
It is truly amazing who manages to find you online, so hopefully HE won't. :)
Very true... very true.
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