In My Defense:

This is Buddy. I have scratched Aimee in the eye while she slept, just to give her that most horrifying experience of waking up in a startled fashion.

First and foremost, I would like to address the erroneous suggestions that I'm am a "fat cat". I have a lot of long, luxurious and beautiful fur, and it makes me look rotund. I will prove my statement with this picture.



Look at that! I can obviously fit into this miniature bed, even so much as ducking my head in! Over the weight standards? PishPosh! And the size of my paws says a lot as well, but we won't get into that.

As to the matter of fluffiness, I bring forth "Picture B":



Now then. I think the subject can be dropped.

I have written.

-B.